ExploreLearning Party

Here at ExploreLearning we recently celebrated our fifth anniversary of being a company. We sent out an invitation (with an RSVP) for party that we were having. Here are a few of the responses we got:

Pythagoras declined - he was a bit of a square.
Descartes wondered if he had enough co-ordination.
Euclid primed himself for action.
Edision lit up at the thought.
Joule had too much work on.
Schrodinger couldn't come - his cat had locked him in a box.
Brunel said it would bridge a gap in his schedule.
Babbage never got round to replying.
Turing said he'd stop all other projects.
Euler said that x=((a+b)^n)/n, hence he would be there.
Nobel was asked to give prizes.
Hooke said he'd spring into action.
Pavlov simply drooled at the thought of going.
Konrad Lorenz thought the invitation insisting he should be there too aggressive.
Jean Piaget thought the whole thing too immature.
Otto Kernberg said he might show up provided the rest of the guests keep within their boundaries.
Demming thought the whole affair was inefficient.

Happy Birthday ExploreLearning!

For more science humor, feel free to visit the Science Jokes web site (which is where the jokes above were found). Can you think of how a historical scientist might respond? Feel free to post a comment with that response.